Penthouse USA - March 2018

Penthouse USA - March 2018

English | 136 pages | True PDF



WEED is the reason I was able to wiggle my way into Penthouse magazine. Last March, I wrote a feature for the Dope Issue called “Sex Pot: How Putting Weed in My Pussy Turned Me Into A New Breed of Cannabis Lover.” My love of weed goes in and out, but my vagina is totally addicted to it. We’re so “whatever” about pot here in California we don’t even blink when someone sticks a cannabis suppository up their ass. (It helps with sciatica pain, duh.)
I like pot as much as the next guy who can’t roll a joint, but I don’t use it that often. I’m more fascinated by all its healing properties that have very little to do with getting stoned. It’s kind of incredible what his ancient green plant can do to the human body.
I don’t know if there’s a God, but if there is, he created the top-shelf drugs: opium and cannabis. Does the smooth, relaxing high of dope even compare to the teeth-grinding, rat-poison chatter of some Mickey Mouse methamphetamines? I hope you don’t know the answer to that.

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